Let's Play Mum and Dad

Let’s play mum and dad
In our little makeshift tent
Made of pieces of polythene
Pretend to be mum
And I pretend to be dad
Others will be children

Cook in those tin sufurias
Serve me like mum does
As I read the newspaper
Commenting: Our country has gone to the dogs!

Let’s play mum and dad
But let’s stick to the script.